Aquaman is Better Than You
This is a cold, irrefutable fact. Do you really think you're better than Aquaman? Are the following true for you?
- You can threaten ageless sea deities of unfathomable power -- with a smile!
- You nonchalantly brush off the fact that you're about to become "the vessel of power strange, ancient, and terrible."
- You don't just look good in orange and green -- you look damn good.
- You can handle the bones of you own severed hand without getting even a little squeamish.
- You are "Best Friends Forever" with the one and only Martian Manhunter.
- You routinely raise sunken cities from the depths of the sea through sheer force of will.
- You "will not... Fail."
Labels: 52, Aquaman, World War III
posted by Diamondrock @ 7:58 AM
4 comments
4 Comments:
Aquaman is indeed rather awesome. I'm sorry that he's been turned into a squid. There aren't too many men (or women) who can look good in orange and green.
Not too sure about this young whippersnapper who has tried to take his place.
Bah!
They never explained why the people of Sub Diego suddenly couldn't breathe at all!
It seems like the upshot of both Infinite Crisis and 52 so far is the creation of two nearly invincible, really, really angry juggernauts that we all know are eventually going to come back mad as hell, probably at the same time.
Yeah, Aquaman rocks.
Dan Didio needs to stop standing in the way of the real Aquaman coming back.
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