Choose!
Some have asked me why I do not plan to return as a "Black Lantern." After all, I am a prime Green Lantern villain. Shouldn't I play a role in the biggest Green Lantern story in years?Such foolishness. It is not about being involved in events. If I were to appear in Blackest Night I would be relegated to a bit part as a slavering zombie. That is beneath me.
Additionally, I would be forced to play second fiddle to Black Hand. Not only that, I would probably have to talk to him. Really, there are only two options when it comes to Blackest Night. They are thus:
#1: Join in and interact socially with the disturbing and foul smelling Black Hand.
or
#2 - Sit out the big event and wile away my time drinking fine wine and enjoying the company of lovely ladies on a beach in sunny California.
Which would you choose?
Labels: Black Hand, Blackest Night, Doctor Polaris
posted by Doctor Polaris @ 11:21 PM
3 comments
3 Comments:
Couldn't you crash the event? Show up out of nowhere, still alive, dispatch Black Hand through some magnetism-related method, then assume control of his zombie hordes.
If you appear three issues in, you're just being fashionably late.
Your suggestion is compelling. I am known for being fashionable in all ways...
Bah. Black Hand lacks your sense of grandeur. For all of his pretensions, he remains something of a...nebbish.
And his hair is boring.
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