Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Attention Brad Meltzer:

Will I be featured as one of the villains in your upcoming run on Justice League of America? I would seem to be an obvious choice. Not only have I faced the League before (see that wretched Last Laugh crossover) but I am also a doctor. And you seem to have a penchant for rejuvinating villainous doctors.

Not that I need rejuvinating. I am as fit as I have ever been. And for the record, even a devious mind such as myself finds the crime of which Doctor Light was guilty abhorrent. You will never find me engaging in such despicable acts. All of my "conquests" have begun with mutual assent and have ended with mutual satisfaction. That's the way Doctor Polaris rolls.

Anyway, I would very much like to appear in Justice League of America. Perhaps I could instigate this version of the League's inaugural "Rending Asunder of Red Tornado." Because it has to happen eventually.



At 8:58 AM, Blogger Scipio said...

"I am as fit as I have ever been."

Doc ... now, you know that's not true. I think, however, you would make a good addition to Vibe's rogues gallery in the sky...

At 9:44 AM, Blogger adoglookingup said...

Face it, they are going to replace with a woman that has taken on your name and powers.

At 6:27 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Take on The Outsiders first. I'll even root for you to obliterate them!

At 9:27 AM, Blogger googum said...

Yeah, there's a capital-H Huge waiting list to "Rend Red Tornado," as you put it. I think Meltzer's even going to ramp up production past the once-monthly blowup of the old Satelite-era, and have Tornado explode twice an issue. But even that won't meet demand.

I put my kid on the list when he was born: he might not grow up to be a super-villain, but "misunderstood hero blows up Red Tornado" works too.


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