Saturday, December 31, 2005

The Grim Future of 2006

Living in Japan affords me certain... Luxuries. Among those are glimpses into the terrifying future that awaits us all. Though most of you still languish in the woebegone days of 2005, I am here in the grim darkness that is 2006. And since I am in the future, I’ve learned a few things about the course of the DC Universe.

- The multiverse isn’t back
- Superman is still the best
- Batman can still do anything
- Hal Jordan is still a tool (but we love him anyway!)

and of course:

- Ted Kord is still dead.

Happy New Year, everybody.


At 9:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, that didn't happen! There was a multiverse and (A) Ted Kord the whole time!


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