An Intriguing Question
My good friend Scipio of The Absorbascon recently asked an intriguing question. He was wondering where all the Marvel blogs are. I happen to know the answer to that particular question.
You see, I destroyed them all.
I -- Doctor Polaris -- make it my mission to shut down any and all blogs that focus on Marvel comics in a positive light. Using my unparalleled brilliance I hunt the bloggers down and destroy their computers with electromagnetic pulses. It's a simple matter, really. After their blogs are shut down I destroy their comic collections. Then I neutralize The bloggers themselves.
Of course, some predominately Marvel bloggers are clever enough to hide from my piercing gaze. I salute them, even as I decry their decadence.
But they can't hide from me forever.
Labels: Doctor Polaris
6 Comments:
Who's hiding?! It says right on my blog under my name, where I am! Cape Girardeau isn't that hard to find! Go ahead and come down here, I'll smack that stupid purple mask right off your face!
*takes calming breath*
Dear God, what have I done?
Found new and interesting uses for the iron in your blood?
I truly support your mission. God bless you, Doctor Polaris.
But you don't say what state you're in! Is Cape Girardeau in California? Delaware? Nebraska? New Hampsire?! I don't know!
What, you've never heard of Google?
Cripes, I swear, I thought doctors were supposed to be smart.
Let them live as Marvel fans, Doctor.
Quesada is punishment enough.
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