A Simple Solution
I find myself ever so mildly amused by Marvel's upcoming "Secret Invasion." As is often the case with the fool who inhabit Earth-616, there has been much wailing and gnashing of teeth."Oh!" they cry. "How ever will I know whether or not this person is a Skrull?" It seems to me that the answer is obvious: kill them all.
It is my understanding that the only way to tell whether or not someone is a Skrull is to kill them. Very well. Then please, do proceed to kill everyone you see. Not only will this solve the problem of the "Secret Invasion," but it will also solve the greater problem of the Marvel Universe: the fact that the Marvel Universe is full of whining fools.
Be assured, my loyal readers: Earth-616 would be a better place if it were uninhabited. And once it's empty we can solve one of our problems by sending all the Rannies there. Win win, people.
Labels: Doctor Polaris, Marvel
posted by Doctor Polaris @ 7:57 AM
4 comments
4 Comments:
As ever, my dear Doctor, your logic leaves me...breathless.
Doc, like always you give us the most sensible course of action...
Question though, what if we sent the Anti-Monitor that way to eat their whole Multi-verse? It would keep him well fed and us free of having to deal with him...
Or, have Nextwave blow everything up.
That both rids us of secret invasion, AND gives us more Nextwave.
I think that in addition to your evil-medical degree, you must also have a doctorate in Wisdom...
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