August Solicitations/Mortal Terror
August Solicitations for DC Comics are out. And I am scared witless.
Sometimes people have irrational fears and phobias. I am one such person. My irrational fear is somewhat inconvenient for someone living in the modern world. You see, I am deathly afraid of zombies.
I won't watch zombie movies. As a rule, I avoid pretty much anything with zombies in it. Now, I'm no fool: I know zombies don't exist. But that doesn't keep me from being paralyzed with fear at the very thought of them.
I'm sure you can see my predicament.
As a loyal DC Comics fan I can ill afford to miss what may be the comic event of the decade. A comic event awash in zombies. Just look at all the Blackest Night tie-ins. Look at all the horrible covers. I'm terrified, but I can't afford to look away.
I've known this was coming, but I've put it out of my mind. With the solicitations before me I can no longer avoid it. Perhaps this is the time to face my fear.
After all, isn't that what Green Lantern is all about?
Labels: Blackest Night, Green Lantern, Solicits
posted by Diamondrock @ 9:27 PM
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5 Comments:
By all indications these ones only seem to want to kill us, not eat our brains and transform us into shambling creatures, so that's a plus isn't it?
And if I'm wrong, you hang out with Dr. Polaris. Any brain-eating zombies will be drawn to him first, whereupon magnetism will quickly dispatch them.
You're right about the brain eating: that is VERY much a plus. I guess my fear is of *becoming* a zombie more than anything.
And Doctor P will be handy, don't you doubt. And if all else fails there's Azrael with the fire...
Magnetism never fails!
So I take it that you'll be up on the roof with a shotgun all summer?
Can't you just see the Zombies thumping Hal's head like a ripe melon, a la' Homer Simpson...looking for some actual brains? John better start running now.
Sally - I've already got a nice spot next to the chimney picked out.
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