Doctor Polaris #1
So, the fools at DC Comics are relaunching their line yet again. I recall numerous past attempts to do the same. How successful were they?
While I may find this relaunch ill-advised and indicative of comics' morbundity, I still want in. DC is launching books starring Resurrection Man, Batwing, and someone named "Voodoo." To top it off, villains like the Red Hood and that filthy cur Atrocitus are getting their own books.
So where is "Doctor Polaris #1?" You cannot say that I have less star power than Batwing. Batwing has shown up in one comic that was released this year. I am the original "Master of Magnetism!" I have a history that goes back decades.
If DC wants to throw money away launching books that won't last half a year they could at least try tie them to one of their big franchises. I'm one of Hal Jordan's enemies. You know, the fool who is starring in a movie this month? Slap a "Green Lantern's Greatest Foe, Finally in His Own Series!" caption on the cover and we're ready to go...