Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Doctor Polaris #1

So, the fools at DC Comics are relaunching their line yet again. I recall numerous past attempts to do the same. How successful were they?

While I may find this relaunch ill-advised and indicative of comics' morbundity, I still want in. DC is launching books starring Resurrection Man, Batwing, and someone named "Voodoo." To top it off, villains like the Red Hood and that filthy cur Atrocitus are getting their own books.

So where is "Doctor Polaris #1?" You cannot say that I have less star power than Batwing. Batwing has shown up in one comic that was released this year. I am the original "Master of Magnetism!" I have a history that goes back decades.

If DC wants to throw money away launching books that won't last half a year they could at least try tie them to one of their big franchises. I'm one of Hal Jordan's enemies. You know, the fool who is starring in a movie this month? Slap a "Green Lantern's Greatest Foe, Finally in His Own Series!" caption on the cover and we're ready to go...

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8 Comments:

At 3:37 PM, Blogger SallyP said...

Actually...you know, a Doctor Polaris book would be quite interesting. Maybe team him up with the Secret Six or something!

 
At 9:05 PM, Blogger Garnet said...

But they'd reinvent you and make you a teenager. You okay with that? How was high school for you?

 
At 9:19 AM, Blogger Doctor Polaris said...

I was president of the science club. How do you think my high school years went?

 
At 9:29 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

Well...that certainly explains some things.

 
At 3:26 PM, Blogger CalvinPitt said...

Doctor, you should do it. Just write and illustrate a Doctor Polaris comic, then present it to DC. That will help them understand the folly of their ways.

They may give you a job as one of the authors or artists (I'm sure at least one of your personalities is proficient in those areas) and you can alter the DCu to suit yourself. Imagine how much fun you could have writing Hal Jordan's ineptitude? The next best thing to kicking his rear.

 
At 9:35 PM, Anonymous dr polaris plz said...

does anybody think dr polaris will at least have cameos or anything :(

hes my favorite and might i add he was first...... not magneto


just sayin

 
At 9:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

EVERY ONE GO TO FACEBOOK AND TRUST ME WRITE ON DC'S MAIN FANPAGE ABOUT HOW WE DEMAND THE GOOD DOCTOR OR WE BOYCOTT (NOT REALLY OR REALLY) AND MAKE FAKE ACCOUNTS AND DO THE SAME THING AND MAKE UR FRIENDS

 
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