Lying in the Gutters in a Pool of Your Own Blood
JOHNSTON! You fool!Of course I am referring to Rich Johnston, author of "Lying in the Gutters" -- Comic Book Resources' pathetic gossip column. Every week Johnston partakes in his speculation and -- dare I say? -- tomfoolery.
But this week, he has crossed a line! In the column Johnston attempts to pass of the discovery of the humor on this page from Justice Society of America #1 as a "scoop."
FOOL!
Anyone with even the tiniest atom of intelligence must know that Diamondrock -- this blog's proprietor and my friend and protege -- posted about that page two weeks ago!
And since no credit was given or solicited I will do what supervillians do: destroy Rich Johnston.
I declare myself to be the new arbiter of comic book rumors. All tips and tidbits will now be direct to Doctor Polaris. Fail in this and the consequences will be dire.
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posted by Doctor Polaris @ 4:58 AM
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6 Comments:
Uh... Since when am I your "protege," Doc?
Hey, at least he hasn't made you his "ward".
Fresh rumormongering:
Brian K. Vaughn and Gail Simone have a bastard child set to take over the world of comics in 2021...
Mark Millar is actually Micheal Bay...
Brad Meltzer to write new Injustice League book. First 12 issues to be spent team building and keeping the whole thing secret from a certain Master of Magnetism that no one likes...
"destroy Rich Johnston."
Doc, isn't that best left to the experts at it, like Johnston himself?
I'll take diamondrock seriously the moment the CSI team is trying to find his murder.
Calm down Polaris. Why should you honestly care about a mere mortals like diamondrock and Rich Johnson? Focus on your evil plots of doom.
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