Wednesday, February 07, 2007

This is... Wild Dog Week, Day 3!

Wild Dog has been summoned -- in civilian guise -- to Rock Island's Arsenal Island by an old college buddy. But it seems that automobile mechanics aren't the only people who might be interested in the largest government-owned weapons manufacturing arsenal in the United States.

Yes, those picnickers are really members of the Committee for Social Change. And they're out to steal a weapon prototype, blow up a manufacturing facility, and kill a whole lot of people. I wonder what Wild Dog has to say about that?

Yeah, that sounds about right. Unfortunately for Wild Dog, terrorists don't carry extra magazines, and he's soon out of ammo. To make things worse, the CSC folks are hot on his tail. Wild Dog dashes for safety.

Yeah, I'm sure that's the foremost thing on his mind. I mean, what are the chances that Wild Dog might find something he could use to defend himself in a museum on an island dedicated to making guns.

Terrorists are really stupid. But just because they're stupid doesn't mean Wild Dog is going to go easy on them:

Oh, and remember The Dixie Belle from Wild Dog Week, Day 2? Yeah, that's where the rest of the CSC guys are. I don't think I need to tell you how that turns out...

Tomorrow: Wild Dog moves from terrorists to drug runners! Will he be as succesful? Find out as Wild Dog Week continues!

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3 Comments:

At 9:15 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

I love it. Terrorists wearing Hawaian shirts.

 
At 2:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terrorists in Hawaiian shirts and bikinis, no less.

Um, do museum guns really sit inside their glass cases fully functional and loaded with ammo? Good thing for Wild Dog they are!

 
At 3:41 PM, Blogger Fortress Keeper said...

Worst. Terrorists. Ever.

 

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