I Am Not Here

Attention readers:

Know that I am on the run from forces too sinister to name. Even as we speak I am moving, posting this through the aid of an outdated laptop that I may or may not have purchased in Manchester, Alabama.

I will try my best to alert you -- my readers and only true friends -- as to the nature of this terrifying threat when it more fully reveals itself. I may need your help.

"You-know-who" still won't return my calls...