The Healing Touch
My villainy was interrupted this past weekend when I was forced to make a house call. The proprietor of this blog has been gravely ill and in need of the services of a physician. A cursory evaluation revealed that he is suffering from the dreaded acute viral nasopharyngitis -- better known to quacks and charlatans as the common cold.
I prescribed a regimen of bed rest, orange-juice, and a daily dose of concentrated magnetism. Though he appears to be in better spirits, it is best that he remain shackled to his bed and under the watchful eye of a medical practitioner. Rest assured that I shall keep him locked in a dimly lit room for much of the rest of the week so that he may recover from his illness without distraction.