Tuesday, October 23, 2007

The Healing Touch

My villainy was interrupted this past weekend when I was forced to make a house call. The proprietor of this blog has been gravely ill and in need of the services of a physician. A cursory evaluation revealed that he is suffering from the dreaded acute viral nasopharyngitis -- better known to quacks and charlatans as the common cold.

I prescribed a regimen of bed rest, orange-juice, and a daily dose of concentrated magnetism. Though he appears to be in better spirits, it is best that he remain shackled to his bed and under the watchful eye of a medical practitioner. Rest assured that I shall keep him locked in a dimly lit room for much of the rest of the week so that he may recover from his illness without distraction.

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5 Comments:

At 10:24 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

Oh Doctor Polaris! You may be a top-flight villain, but by God, you're also a Gentleman and a Scholar...as well as a great humanitarian.

Who knew that Magnetism could cure the common cold?

 
At 7:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, magnetism can also make people brain dead puppets of your will, especially when cold addled to any real degree.

Just saying is all...

 
At 7:59 PM, Blogger Gyuss Baaltar said...

Where can I sign up for this bed shackling? Is there a waiting list?

 
At 9:35 PM, Blogger CalvinPitt said...

Dr. Polaris doesn't need to use magnetism to make people his puppets. He has. . . charisma.

The magnetism is just a little more flashy, that's all.

 
At 7:16 AM, Blogger Doctor Polaris said...

Sally: Polaris knows! And I thank you for the compliments.

Anon: Polaris knows this as well!

Gyuss: Make an appointment with my receptionist.

Calvin: Indeed.

 

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