The Healing Touch
My villainy was interrupted this past weekend when I was forced to make a house call. The proprietor of this blog has been gravely ill and in need of the services of a physician. A cursory evaluation revealed that he is suffering from the dreaded acute viral nasopharyngitis -- better known to quacks and charlatans as the common cold.
I prescribed a regimen of bed rest, orange-juice, and a daily dose of concentrated magnetism. Though he appears to be in better spirits, it is best that he remain shackled to his bed and under the watchful eye of a medical practitioner. Rest assured that I shall keep him locked in a dimly lit room for much of the rest of the week so that he may recover from his illness without distraction.
Labels: Doctor Polaris, Medicine
5 Comments:
Oh Doctor Polaris! You may be a top-flight villain, but by God, you're also a Gentleman and a Scholar...as well as a great humanitarian.
Who knew that Magnetism could cure the common cold?
You know, magnetism can also make people brain dead puppets of your will, especially when cold addled to any real degree.
Just saying is all...
Where can I sign up for this bed shackling? Is there a waiting list?
Dr. Polaris doesn't need to use magnetism to make people his puppets. He has. . . charisma.
The magnetism is just a little more flashy, that's all.
Sally: Polaris knows! And I thank you for the compliments.
Anon: Polaris knows this as well!
Gyuss: Make an appointment with my receptionist.
Calvin: Indeed.
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