Monday, November 09, 2009

RRARRRR!

RRARRRR!

Are you scared yet? You should be. This is Black Lantern Azrael coming to you from the remains of Gotham City. Yeah, that's right. I've been tearing this place up. Sure, I tried to protect this hell hole for years. But you know what? Nobody appreciated me! They didn't deserve me.

I sacrificed and gave my all to save this wretched city and eventually I got killed for it. Did I get a monument? Did anyone remember me? No. Nobody remembered Azrael. I shouldn't have wasted my time. You didn't deserve a savior like me. You didn't deserve Azrael.

Also, RRARRRR!

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9 Comments:

At 12:48 AM, Blogger Jake said...

You got to be a part-time contributor on a comics review blog with another dead character. General Glory never got that!

 
At 11:41 AM, Blogger CalvinPitt said...

Do it Azrael! Burn all of the ungrateful wretches of Gotham! Smite them!

 
At 4:56 PM, Blogger Azrael said...

Is that compassion and rage I sense from the two of you? RRARRRR!

 
At 7:40 PM, Blogger Jake said...

It's been replaced with exam panic, which is I imagine akin to hope and fear randomly switching places like an awesome rave party. It reminds me of the tim-

Shit it's back to fear. STUDY!

 
At 8:47 PM, Blogger Diamondrock said...

Don't worry man, you're not alone. I'm experiencing term paper panic which is roughly the same except for the fact that you occasionally get some rage thrown in as well.

DAMN THESE TERM PAPERS!

 
At 10:48 PM, Blogger Jake said...

Thanks to my girlfriend/programming partner getting H1N1 I just got a THREE-DAY EXTENSION ON OUR PROGRAMMING PROJECT!

I have extremely mixed feelings about this!

 
At 5:05 PM, Blogger SallyP said...

Oh poor baby. Have some milk and cookies, Azrael, and you'll feel much better. And they taste MUCH better than raw hearts.

 
At 12:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, Az, you became a victim of DC's editorial stupidity. Remember these were the same geniuses who turned Hal Jordan into a supervillain in the 90's and then replaced him with a new guy. To add insult to injury, you have been replaced by another guy who nobody will remember when his series gets cancelled in a year or two.

 
At 11:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe you should take your vengaence out on DC's editorial staff for killing you off after your series ended. It was they, not Biss, Scratch or Denny O'Neill, that murdered you, Az, after your body was never found. Hopefully, you can then kill your replacement Lane afterwards.

 

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