I Still Hate Spider-Man
This won't win me any fans, but I've got to say that I still can't stand Spider-Man. I mean, look at this guy:
Look at that. I mean look at it. Can you honestly say that when you see a face like that you don't want to put your fist into it? I see the face of Peter Parker and I want to kick him in the shins. It rubs me the wrong way, every time I see it. And it's not just that, either. It's everything about the character. I just can't stand Spider-Man. I loathe him with an intensity far beyond the rational.
I'm going to go throw up now.
Labels: Marvel, Spider-Man
posted by Diamondrock @ 11:00 PM
8 comments
8 Comments:
Well, the art's gross, anyhow.
Ha! I like your post and your ire :)
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Well, it makes me want to tell the artist I don't really care for their style, but no, I'm not filled with desire to punch Spider-Man.
I feel the same way, not for Peter Parker, but for Wolverine. I can't stand looking at Logan for more than a second. The moment I see him, my mind is filled with bile and hate.
Well, he's no Hal Jordan, who ALSO has brown hair and brown eyes. But I think it is mainly the fault of the artist. He was just so cute way back in the day when Jazzy Johnny Romita was drawing him.
You know who I want to punch? Wonder Man. God, he sets my teeth on edge.
Why doesn't Parker move to a city that would hate him less anyway? Maybe he'd be more accepted in San Francisco like the X-Men?
But yeah, I'd punch him in the face if I could. (Would I break my hand doing so? He is kinda durable....)
"It's everything about the character. I just can't stand Spider-Man. I loathe him with an intensity far beyond the rational"
Are you for real? You don't like Spider-Man? The one fictional character that is most wrong to hate? Everyone who says Spider-Man is a bad character gives utterly ridiculous reasons
Come to think of it; Where are your reasons to hate Awesome-Man? You gave none but the pathetic quick incorrect reading about what happened in O.M.D
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