Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Punishment

Know this, loyal readers: I have once again seized control of this blog.

After last evening's grievous continuity lapse I have put our host in a place where he cannot make a further fool of himself. Indeed, you might say that I have had him "confined to quarters for the duration of this voyage."

No longer will he be allowed to dash off quick blog posts at night regarding topics about which he is not fully informed. Until he learns to take the time to do it right he will be incarcerated in the basement. There is no Internet access in the basement.

Instead, you will bask in the glorious light of Doctor Polaris for the foreseeable future. You need not thank me; I do this for the benefit of all humankind.

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5 Comments:

At 2:46 PM, Blogger CalvinPitt said...

That's tough but fair. I assume there is cooking equipment in the basement so he can make delicious baked goods of your choosing for you (and if he doesn't know how to make them, well, now's the time to learn, right? Not as if he'll be spending that time blogging).

 
At 3:51 PM, Blogger Doctor Polaris said...

Your idea has merit, Calvin. One always has need of delicious baked goods.

 
At 8:18 PM, Blogger Scipio said...

Phew! Thank the Holy Lodestone! What TOOK you so long?

Finally, someone competent running this blog. Someone with an advanced degree.

 
At 7:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm, Diamondrock locked in the basement.

Is Diamondrock actually Superboy-Prime?

 
At 12:22 AM, Blogger Jake said...

Fortunately he seems unable to blog his disapproval.

 

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