Sunday, November 30, 2008

Stupid Kryptonians

You stupid, stupid Kryptonians. You just don't understand, do you? You think locking up Bizarro, Silver Banshee, Parasite, and the rest will make things easier for you? You think it'll mean you jerks can just waltz across the earth without a care in the world?

You're idiots. You're arrogant and smug. You think because you had this great society and you have these super-powers that you're something special. That you're far above we mere humans. But I've got news for you all. When you locked up all of Superman's foes in the Phantom Zone you forgot someone:

Lex Luthor.

I don't know why you overlooked him. Maybe you couldn't find him. Maybe you think a bald scientist is less of a threat than the Prankster. Perhaps you thought the intellect of a human being could never compare to that lauded Kryptonian science.

Stupid, stupid.

There's a reason why he's Superman's greatest enemy. And you, my Kryptonian friends, are not on Superman's level. Luthor will destroy you. You should leave. You should run away. You should get off this planet before it's too late. Because Superman can handle Luthor. But y'all ain't no Superman.

He's going to kill you. He's going to kill you all if you don't get away. You can stop Doomsday. But you can't stop Lex Luthor.

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At 8:35 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

I never thought that I'd be rooting for Lex, but dagnabit, I hope that he DOES do a number on those idiotic Kryptonians! What a bunch of Maroons. ObNOXious Maroons.

At 1:10 PM, Blogger Sea_of_Green said...

Hey, at least now we know that even amongst Kryptonians, Superman is a true hero. :-) Super-powers do not heroes make!

At 7:26 PM, Anonymous Jake said...

Brainiac wasn't gathered either and I doubt the Kandorians have forgotten about him, so I'm sure they just can't find wherever Luthor is. I'm more surprised at the absence of Metallo. Is a man powered by Kryptonite who we saw kill (or at best seriously injure) half-a-dozen Kryptonians during Zod's invasion not considered important enough to take down?

At 1:17 PM, Blogger googum said...

It might be because the Kandorians seem kinda jerky, but it would be pretty cool to see Lex Luthor, serial killer of Kryptonians. It would be less like I Am Legend and more like Jason from Friday the 13th; except every time the Kryptonian victim was positive they could take Luthor out.

The image of Luthor taking multi-colored capes as a trophy comes to mind...


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